Process essay

 Cecilia Le

 Mr. Jason Simon 

 Writing Lab 

 30 September 2011

     House break Hey people who got grounded, who I should call house criminal.
Do you want to be so cool like hot boy Wentworth Miller in Prison Break
movie for now on? This is my first warning for you guys before you did this
entire dangerous step. Make sure you do not skip any house break step, if
you skip one which means you have to be ready to deal with Mr. Dad and Mrs.
Mom in a cave no laptop, no cell phone and no happiness plus no girlfriend
or boyfriend communication. Or maybe there is no room’s door with a camera
stalk you every step you walk in your own room can be even worse than what
I imagine. 

     First of all, stalk your mom and your dad schedule’s, write it
down on your school planer that school give it to you, it really work in
real life I guarantee with you 100%. Be detail about where they go and what
time they will be back. To do this step you need to set some recorders
around your house, especially near to table phone, parents’ cell phone, set
in the main room and in the kitchen. You have known there weakness like for
example your mom likes the muscle neighbor guy next door, but she does not
tell your dad of course. Use this secret to make your mom keep quite from
dad and she may support you many thing. This step may require you a few
days or weeks if you not good at stalk people. 

     After the first step you should invite your best friend involve as a house criminal’s partner (if you do not have any best friend find one now) that does not a fan of your mom or dad if your mom and dad are kind of like cool and awesome. For thebest your partner’s parents must hate your parents but they love the way you are. That is a best place to hide you ever find. Don’t let anyone in
your family know any information of your partner and the better they should
not know who your partner is. Also do not make any tension from your family
to you. 

     Come to the main step, the most important step that you must pay
your best attention on it. Make up a good plan that your parents would
never think of, you must be really smart in your extremely dangerous plan.
Make a search on Google.com or watch Prison Break movie to get some idea. I
will give you some ideas just pop out of my finger to the computer. Go try
to grown a big tree next to your room’s window so you can climb down and
run away at night. Or the other idea is buy a sleep medicine put it in your
parents’ water they use to drink not you, when they sleep you can walk will
sound and be free to yell at them (This is mean but it the only way to
survive and run out of the house. Hey! Do not put too much medicine in
their water if you still love them.) 

     You are a professional house breaker now. You should share your pro skill to your friends if they are stuck like you are, maybe you are trying to help your friend, I think you are a really good friend. This plan will not work if you have a brother or sister or both, they are uncontrolnerblehardheadmomrecorder(un-con-trol-ner-ble-hard-head-mom-re-cor-der) that is the way I call my sisters. I think the government should put this new world in a dictionary it a legal word to use in a crowned family. Good luck with your enormous plan. Remember do not skip any step, love your self and love your parents do not set up the plan to mean be a little kind.